!’m Not Sleeping, Just Resting My Eyes Whether you're caught dozing on the couch or "deep in thought" at your desk, this tee has your back. A hilarious classic for those who master the art of the power nap—or at least pretend to.
Perfect as a gift for dads, grandads, office warriors, or anyone who's ever tried to deny a nap with a straight face.
Comfy enough to nap in (seriously):
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Lightweight and breathable: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit
Durable side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Each shirt is made to order just for you—no mass production, no waste. It's a more sustainable way to shop, and we love that you're into it.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
CHEST (inches)
S
28
18
34-37
M
29
20
38-41
L
30
22
42-45
XL
31
24
46-49
2XL
32
26
50-53
LENGTH (cm)
WIDTH (cm)
CHEST (cm)
S
71.1
45.7
86.4-94
M
73.7
50.8
96.5-104.1
L
76.2
55.9
106.7-114.3
XL
78.7
61
116.8-124.5
2XL
81.3
66
127-134.6
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We accept returns within 30 business days.
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