Because nature calls… and sometimes, it brings its own roll.
Say hello to your new favorite outdoorsy go-to: the Off To The Woods tee. Featuring a bear on a mission (complete with toilet paper), this quirky, fun design is perfect for campers, hikers, weekend warriors—or anyone who’s ever taken a "trip to the woods."
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this unisex heavyweight t-shirt is soft, breathable, and thick enough to hold its shape. Garment-dyed for that laid-back, vintage vibe, it’s relaxed, durable, and ridiculously comfortable. Whether you're in the woods or on the couch, this tee delivers big-time feel-good energy.
🧵 Features:
100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in look
Relaxed unisex fit—flattering on everyone
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting wear
Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hems
Blank product sourced from Honduras
📦 Sizing & Fit:
Fits true to size with a relaxed, comfy cut. Great for layering or wearing solo. Available in sizes S to 5XL.
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Campers & hikers
Dads, mums, and anyone with a sense of humor
Nature lovers
That friend who always has to go at the worst time
Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, birthdays—or just because
Stitch & Simon Original
This design is exclusive to Stitch & Simon. You won’t find it on the high street, which is exactly how we like it.
🪵 Pack the snacks. Bring the tee. Don’t forget the toilet paper.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
My Wokingham Media Group Ltd ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at
info@stitchsimon.com or write to us
86-90 Paul Street, London, England, United Kingdom, EC2A 4NE.Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
| M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
| 4XL |
29 ¾ |
33 ½ |
24 ⅝ |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) |
| S |
46.4 |
67.6 |
41.3 |
| M |
51.4 |
71.1 |
45 |
| L |
55.9 |
74.6 |
48.3 |
| XL |
61 |
78.1 |
52 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.3 |
55.3 |
| 3XL |
70.5 |
82.6 |
59 |
| 4XL |
75.6 |
85 |
62.6 |
